Updated 6th October 2008

**Upcoming Lectonian Shenanigans**
See "News" for more gig dates.

**General Lectern Shenanigans**
25 Organ Miniatures have been written over the month of August in a 13th century house near Figeac in France.
Inadvertently doing his bit for Greenpeace, Lectern music used on this clip.
The current Stool Pigeon magazine has a great live review.

**Recent Lecternal Activity**
Lost Voices @ View Two Gallery, Liverpool (with W D Drake).
Crayola Lectern live at Scaledown, Foley Street, London W1 30/05/08 - Report here.
Friends Meeting House Shows: Full reports here.

Greetings - This site is here to act as a type of diary for Brighton's Crayola Lectern, a man cursed by that wicked mistress which is "music." The music of Crayola Lectern exists partially right here in digitalis, but mainly in the memory files inside his brain as well as his more newly purchased mp3 recorder. The acquisition of a Kemble Minx piano has rather turbo-charged the creative output in recent months too.

Utterly wretched, self-loathing, deluded and poor, Crayola, tired of being a loser, is hoping to attain prevoiusly unforeseen levels of spiritual happiness, not to mention popularity, acclaim and money, as well as a cosmic understanding of the Universe and ultimately, deification, simply as a result of making what he perceives as beautiful music.
More Crayola music downloads will be added in order to facilitate the above.