Morning page #12782: Dry Hump the Inflatable Cow

Morning page, Oh morning page, shall I burn some sage, record my rage? I've pulled the drapes. I'm eating grapes, green grapes, the cripsiest grapes Ive ever eaten in my entire life, these grapes are SO crispy that the first one I put in my mouth I had to spit out, i panicked. I thought somehting was terribly wrong. "A green grape cant be THIS firm! THIS crisp! Is this a ceramic grape? Am I eating glass? Wait....wait... i s this bad? is this bad?" I'm all better now and I'm REALLY digging the crispy grapes... firm, cruncy...delicious. Water for tea is over there boiling. I know., I'm not really supposed to multi-taks during morning pages, but as you know, I'm one to bend and break rules, thats juts what I do, and I'm not supposed to be sharing my mrojning pages swith people across the world, nor am I supposed to eat freakishly firm GRAPES while I write my morning pages either, so I'm gonna go over to the stove, take the boiling water off, and pour it into a big 20 ounce mug for my morning tea, one black one green, one chai... and I'm gonna do that now, and you, my brother, my Mom, my 4th grade teacher and anybody else, aint gonna have nothing to say about it, you hear? I've got everything under control... I do... so lets just relax.. and go with it...

Aaaaah, okay, tea is steeping, tea is good, tea keeps me from sleeping, tea gives me wood. whatever, never mind. okay so the heat has broken and I'm SO freakin happy about that. Summer here goes from like July to October... last year it went til November, and its all fine and fun in July, but once football season starts and everyone is pretty much OVER Summer, those 5 days stretches of 90 plus get really annoying. look at that I got up to pour water for tea and I totally lost my train of thought, so what I have to do in that situation is keep trucking along, anything, everything. Dont stop, dont think, write write write write, ooze ON wit ya bad self. Its Panda day for me. I hat Panda day. Panda day SUCKS. Panda day means I have to work TWO IZZE events where I set up a big tent and a table in a Panda Express parking liot somewhere and pur little samplkes for people, but there are never any people. I end up giving samples to like, 3 people when I'm there, and I have to set up the stupid 10x10 tent by myslef, which is doable, buts its realy awkward and difficult with one person. So I'm out in te parking lot, wrestling with this big tent frame and awning, trying to assemble the damn thing by myself, everyone is sitting in the restaurant, watching me, and I look like a doofus, like I dont know what I'm  doing, dancing around this big, ungly, lanky metal frame that looks like some big alien spider. I used to have to do the same thing when I worked at 93Q Country in Houston, except I had to set up a big, 15 ft inflatable cow that was wearing a 93Q t-shirt and a cowboy hat. I would be out there in the 100 degree Houston heat dry humping this half inflated cow, trying to get the thing to stand all the way up and stand up straight....boy, THAT was fun.

Tea is ready, I'm done.