GEETAN

Hmmmmmm...below are various essays/true stories I've written, with the exception of the excellent one by Jon Raney


GEORGE BUSH
ABRAHAM BUSH            
In which Dubya is compared to Lincoln...
BUSH MEANS
Just in case there is any doubt I looked him up in a dictionary...
BUSH SPEAK
Forked tongue dumbass son of a bitch...
BUSH MOTHER
When I said son of a bitch I meant it...
THE FLOOD
Bush adds crocodile tears to Hurricane Katrina and the flood waters...
AMERICAN FOREIGN POLICY IN IRAQ
Donald Rumsfeld tells it like it is on behalf of Bush
EVEN PIGEONS KNOW THE TRUTH
How did Bush become President?
THE BALD TRUTH
A political comb over




ELVIS
BLACK ELVIS
Was the King a racist? I don't think so
THE BUTTERFLY EFFECT
The reverberations of what happened in Sun Studios
ODD BUT TRUE
What do Colonel Saunders and Colonel Parker have in common?



THE POPE
VILLAGE PAPAL
....or should that be People?





GOD

GOD SPEAKS
God explains a few things
CROP CIRCLES
Message from the Gods?
AN INTERVIEW WITH GOD
yes...really





GEETAN
IT'S WAR BOYS
I declared war upon America some time ago...you may have missed it...
GEETAN GOES TO LONDON
...to see a band
GEETAN GOES TO SCOTLAND
join us in Scotland
I COULD HAVE BEEN THE POPE
I had a vision...
GEETAN DOES...
Rubbish actually
PRINCE CHARLES IS A MATE OF MINE
...not
OPPRESSIVE REGIMES WELCOME
The Chinese in Tibet
BROTHER CAN YOU SPARE A CRIME
Sticking it to the pensioners
GEETAN'S GOOGLES
What happens when you google me
MUSTARD GAS ON A TURKEY FARM
Written before 7/7
MARTYRS
Heaven may have a great band,  but the audience has a lot of idiots like this in it...
WARDENS SUCK
A letter I wrote to the 'powers that be' when I got a parking fine...
STOP THE WAR...START THE DEMO
My experience of the march for peace in London
LESLEY AND GEETAN GO SOUTH
Lots of dead people and a laptop
CHOCKS AWAY
Lest we forget.  A RAF reunion in Wickenby, Lincolnshire.
WHICH ONE IS ME?
Travels with Ma to Our Lady of Walsingham
TORTURE
A robust hat policy indeed
SCIENTOLOGY
Should you or shouldn't you




JON RANEY
ORIGINALITY
An essay on originality by a master of his craft
AN INTERVIEW
..with Jon Raney.
Jon Raney's Blog
This kicks off with a beautiful piece of writing by Jon